In the Oracle Open World Lunch Room:
Loquacious Man (LM): ....My daughter has her college years planned, she picked a school while here - Pepperdine - $52,000 per year.
Mr. X and Coworker: Ouch!
Friendly Woman (FW): Wow! Why does she want to go there?
LM: The beach.
FW: Hmm. I recently saw a report that ranked schools not on where students want to go, but where employers like to hire from. Guess what the top school was - BYU.
LM: Really? Hmm.
FW: Apparently it's cheap too.
Mr. X: Hey! I went to BYU! It was cheap....That's cool.
Coworker: Uh, Mr. X, are you Mormon?
Mr. X: Yep.